Sen. Inhofe has been on most environmentalists short lists for receiving the wrath of God, but as we all know God hates liberals so those prayers have gone unanswered. In an ironic turn of events, it turns out all it took was one molasses mouthed teabagger’s misinterpreted prayers to off Inhofe (God’s right hand man). See the video below.
God could not be reached for comment, but his office put out an official statement: “DOH!”
In case you are having trouble understanding this tormented patriots words on the video, here’s what he’s saying:
“Our small teabag group here in [INAUDIBLE*] We got our vigil together and took Dr. Coburn’s instructions and prayed real hard that Sen. Byrd would either die or couldn’t show up at the vote the other night… I see one of our members was missing this morning. Did it backfire on us? [TEARFUL] And one of our members died? How hard did you pray senator? Did you pray hard enough?”
*No idea where he said he was from but he probably said Berkley, Cambridge or San Fran