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Editorial: Wind turbines? NIMBYOSHMGIWFCY.

Sunday, September 19, 2010

We may need to stop burning fossil fuels, but I'll tell you what: wind turbines? Not in my back yard, or so help me God I will fucking cut you.

Cape Wind Stalled By Tribe’s Spiritual Need For Cheap Craps Tables

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

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The latest hiccup in a decade-long battle over the Cape Wind project comes from the Mashpee Wampanoag nation, who claim that the 130 turbines that would be built in Nantucket Sound would hinder their ancient tradition of greeting the sunrise while lying naked on piles of casino profits.

God Annoyed at All the Wind Turbines, Stops Blowing on Them

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

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Citing aesthetics and some remaining uncertainty as to their effects on human health, God has decided to stop blowing on the world's wind turbines. "Look, I'm all for renewable energy sources," God told the Sacramento Bee. "Just not in my back yard, okay?"

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Editorial: Wind turbines? NIMBYOSHMGIWFCY.

Cape Wind Stalled By Tribe’s Spiritual Need For Cheap Craps Tables

God Annoyed at All the Wind Turbines, Stops Blowing on Them

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