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World Leaders Agree to Agree to Plan on Maybe Setting Emissions Targets Sometime Soon

17. November 2009

With the COP15 summit in Copenhagen looming in December and an uncertain haze hanging over any potential climate agreement, a number of world leaders have announced an agreement to soon agree on potentially planning on possibly establishing a climate treaty sometime in the relatively near future.

Netherlands Posts Craigslist Ad for New Dike Finger Boy

13. November 2009

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The government of the low-lying Netherlands posted an ad on Craigslist yesterday calling for applications for the job of putting a finger in the dike and keeping the country from flooding.

Huge Impact Man: My Year-Long Attempt to Fuck Shit Up

11. November 2009

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Sustainability is all the rage these days. I say we've gone too far, and I decided to do something about it. I am Huge Impact Man, and I spent the last year absolutely raping the natural world and everything in it.

Climate Progress Blogger’s Head Finally Explodes Thanks to Your Stupidity

10. November 2009

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In what many climate scientists, journalists and followers of his popular Climate Progress blog are calling a completely predictable event, Joseph Romm's head appears to have finally exploded because of the country's enduring idiocy.

Death Panels to be Made from Reclaimed Wood

12. September 2009

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Death Panels to be Made from Reclaimed Wood

In the much anticipated speech on Wednesday night President Obama finally quelled the death panel fears when he announced that the health care bill's death panels would be made of all reclaimed, chemical free wood. The bill's tree humping supporters have supported the death panels from the beginning but feared that, through the channels of compromise, they would end up being made from arsnic treated virgin forest wood or some kind of cheesy veneer panneling.

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World Leaders Agree to Agree to Plan on Maybe Setting Emissions Targets Sometime Soon

Netherlands Posts Craigslist Ad for New Dike Finger Boy

Huge Impact Man: My Year-Long Attempt to Fuck Shit Up

Climate Progress Blogger’s Head Finally Explodes Thanks to Your Stupidity

Death Panels to be Made from Reclaimed Wood

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