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Live BP Spill Coverage (video)

In case you haven't been keeping up on BP's antics, here's a video recap of their efforts to stop the spill.

The Power of Prayer

Sen. Inhofe has been on most environmentalists short lists for receiving the wrath of God, but as we all know God hates liberals so those prayers have gone unanswered. In an ironic turn of events, it turns out all it took was one molasses mouthed teabagger's misinterpreted prayers to off Inhofe (God's right hand man).

Go Green: Take a Low Volume Shower with Ed Begley Jr.

What more can you do?

Death Panels to be Made from Reclaimed Wood

In the much anticipated speech on Wednesday night President Obama finally quelled the death panel fears when he announced that the health care bill's death panels would be made of all reclaimed, chemical free wood. The bill's tree humping supporters have supported the death panels from the beginning but feared that, through the channels of compromise, they would end up being made from arsnic treated virgin forest wood or some kind of cheesy veneer panneling.

The GreenFreeze Multi-Function Fridge

Eco-friendly GreenFreeze refrigerators have been protecting the ozone for 15 years by replacing those evil CFCs and HFCs with ozone friendly butane and propane. Now they are taking green a step further and serving a dual purpose of cooling and cooking.

Doing More with Less: Waterboarding Chickens

What a great green idea: waterboarding chickens with boiling water!

I’m not sayin Obama’s a Nazi, just that his Commie vegetables are going to kill your grandma

"I'm not saying that Obama is a Nazi, I'm just saying that he's a white supremesist fascist dictator that was born in Nazi Germany and was personally responsible for the holocaust and isn't done yet because he is going to kill your grandmother with his Nazi vegtables... Just sayin'."

Kimberly-Clark Saves Trees with Kittens in a Box

Fullerton, CA – After a five year battle with Greenpeace, paper products company Kimberly-Clark had agreed to stop chopping down the ancient Boreal forest to make their Kleenex brand tissues.  In order to eliminate further deforestation on their part, Kimberly-Clark has replaced the paper tissues with fluffy kittens. The new product line has be very [...]

Immagration Relations, He Took My Job!

Seen here, AMERICAN BORN former presidential hopefuls share their discontent with a Kenyan immigrant taking a good American job. Is that Senator Inhofe?

Coal: Cheap, Abundant, Cheap