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Colbert on Girlie CFLs: ‘I want a boy lightbulb, one that’s shaped like a giant glowing testicle’

Mar 9, 2011 by Jimbo Forest

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Colbert on Girlie CFLs: ‘I want a boy lightbulb, one that’s shaped like a giant glowing testicle’

In response to recent Republican pushback on the phaseout of the incandescent lightbulb, Comedy Central’s faux-pundit said he didn’t want a lightbulb with pigtails…

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Jan 14, 2011 by The Lorax

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Oil Spill Commission Report: Everyone Did Great Except for Tom in Marketing

Oil Spill Commission Report: Everyone Did Great Except for Tom in Marketing

According to a new report from the National Oil Spill Commission looking into the causes of the Gulf disaster, everyone involved did a super job except for one jackass in the BP marketing department.

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Jan 9, 2011 by Jimbo Forest

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George Carlin on the Environment

George Carlin on the Environment

The planet is fine, the people are fucked.

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Nov 11, 2010 by The Lorax

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New Congressional Leaders Deny Climate Change, as well as Climate, Change

New Congressional Leaders Deny Climate Change, as well as Climate, Change

In an apparent game of one-upmanship, Republican members of Congress continue to doubt the existence of human-caused climate change. But they haven’t stopped there.

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Nov 9, 2010 by Jimbo Forest

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Goin’ Green on Nick Swardson’s Pretend Time

Goin’ Green on Nick Swardson’s Pretend Time

Two students visit the local recycling plant to find out how to “go green.”

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Oct 11, 2010 by The Lorax

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Maldives President Installs Own Solar Panels, Skips Town

Maldives President Installs Own Solar Panels, Skips Town

The president of the low-lying island nation of the Maldives helped install solar panels on the roof of his official residence, but then apparently fled the country in the middle of the night. A panicked voice message left with the Associated Press from the president cited the fact that as a country, “the Maldives are totally fucked.”

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Sep 19, 2010 by The Lorax

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Editorial: Wind turbines? NIMBYOSHMGIWFCY.

Editorial: Wind turbines? NIMBYOSHMGIWFCY.

We may need to stop burning fossil fuels, but I’ll tell you what: wind turbines? Not in my back yard, or so help me God I will fucking cut you.

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Sep 10, 2010 by The Lorax

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Solar Saga: The Voyage of Jimmy Carter’s Solar Panel

Jimmy Carter’s solar panels were carted back to Washington today. Find out where they’ve been hiding out for the last 30 years or so.

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Aug 2, 2010 by The Lorax

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Climate Bill is Dead, Long Live the – Ah, F*ck It

Climate Bill is Dead, Long Live the – Ah, F*ck It

In the wake of the brutal murder of any sort of climate and energy legislation in Congress late in July, many environmentalists immediately turned their attention to a next step. If Congress can’t act this year, what should be done to start a substantial draw down on emissions and to stave off the most dire effects of global warming that threatens to spiral out of control?

There are plenty of ideas out there, like… you know what? Screw it.

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Jun 24, 2010 by The Lorax

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Citing Oil Spill as Deciding Blow, Environment Concedes Defeat

Citing Oil Spill as Deciding Blow, Environment Concedes Defeat

In a tearful press conference on Thursday, the environment said it would finally have to concede defeat at the hands of humanity.

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